I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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