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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
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