So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Randomize
