she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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