babies were throwing up all over the place
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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