How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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