I should be sponsored by Trojan
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
