Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
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