I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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