I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Do vagina's smell?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
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