i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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