Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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