Porn is love you can see.
Don't make out with my wife yet
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Randomize
