Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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