I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
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