gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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