I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Panties = found
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Randomize
