College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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