Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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