was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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