She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I AM VODKA MAN
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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