It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
