You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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