i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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