btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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