They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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