That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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