I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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