Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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