The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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