So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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