all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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