I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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