I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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