I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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