Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Watching her eat just hurts me
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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