I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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