Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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