Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Couch. On fire.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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