would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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