how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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