Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
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They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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