Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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