kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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