If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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