I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
