...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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