Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize