So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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