If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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