I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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