Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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