I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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