there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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