you mean i was at the winter classic?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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