We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
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