what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I'm both gender and math confused
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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