Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
You're like the curious george of whores
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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